liamdryden:

#Johning: an important saga

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

farkhandasity:

forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

Beautiful

ewmartin:

when your otp touches foreheads <33333

image

unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  


Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.
Which beat scissors.
Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper. 

Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.

Which beat scissors.

Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper. 

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

lohanthony:

this qualifies as porn

lohanthony:

this qualifies as porn

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

littlemissbloo:

whitmerule:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

craftykinkster:

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

OMFG

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

frankenpeters:

anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story

basically yes

nowyoukno:

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